Vampire Story 5 My name is Anthony. Not Tony. Anthony. Its been a long time since I was human. I don’t even remember when it happened. I...

Vampire Story 4 My name is Nicole. I once was a little girl. I was the girl afraid she would never grow up after she was turned into a...

Vampire Story 3 I used to be a little girl. I used to live in the sun. I used to go to school. I can’t do those things anymore. I didn’t...

Vampire Story 2 There is a trick I sometimes use. If you want to turn a person, you can’t tear them in half. They only come back when you...

Vampire Story 1 I was pulled over doing about 125 mph somewhere around Jacksonville. I had a dead girl in the trunk of the car I’d...

Wall Street This probably isn’t going to be a chapter in the book I’ve been writing. Simply because that book is designed to be fun,...

Chapter 26: That Whole Yale Thing “Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing. Donald Kimball: Yale thing? Patrick Bateman:...

Like most good stories, this story involves a train station. Chapter 24: Bitten When I knew her the City was burning. Flames and smoke...

She and I worked together at the mall. It was a terrible job but working with her made each shift bearable. She and I couldn’t have been...

Sometimes someone owes you a lot of money, and they can’t pay you back. Chapter 21: A Vial of Blood I was in the City for the holidays. I...

Guess where this is going? Just the tip, I promise. Chapter 19: Butt Stuff “Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short Wear shirts and...

Heeeeey Sexy! Chapter 18: Getting’ Holla’d At I know that many women hate getting catcalled on the street. I never catcall women. I...

There is nothing sexier than kindness buttressed by strength. This is somewhat inspired by the movie Miss Meadows, which a friend of mine...

“The heaviest of burdens crushes us, we sink beneath it, it pins us to the ground. But in love poetry of every age, the woman longs to be...

Vice recently ran a photo expose about lesbian couples that have sex on their periods. It consisted of a bunch of photos of cute girls...

After my divorce, I had what could only be described as an early midlife crisis. I had recently been through a lot. I had two businesses...

After being in a decade long relationship, dating again is weird. Especially if you like dating crazy people like I do. Chapter 11:...

“New Amsterdam it's become much too much Till I have the possession of everything she touches Till I step on the brake to get out of her...

A friend and I were recently joking about how we were psychopaths. I wonder how much we were joking. Psychopathy isn’t about being a...

This wasn’t the first threesome I was ever involved in, but it was one of the best. Most guys don’t understand why you would participate...